Insano’s eyes widened as he growled, “What the hell was THAT? Jeez!” He rubbed his head, twitching slightly as he backed up slightly. He looked him up and down— “Okay, maybe you do have some qualities still…. Very few, but nevertheless!” He tried to stand up, but was pushed back down by his clone.
“..Send me anywhere? Where to? Both of these universes seem to have quadruple the insanity— not that’s a bad thing though— and a psychopathic sort of thing!”
((Wow this is late reply))
I could send you back to your own universe if you wanted. Just give me your universe’s hypertime coordinates and I’ll have you on your way no time.
By the way, I’m not psychopathic. I just get a little trigger happy when people break into my home and steal from me and my friends.
Your papers are due in two weeks. No extensions. Any questions?
[[Rebloging because ever RPer should read this :)]]
So do anyone have any questions for me today?
Insano lifted an eyebrow at both instances, the insult and the statement later on. ..Letting him go? Hm. “..Whatever you say, saneboy.” He retorted, before shaking out his limbs a bit. That force field felt weird wrapped around him, too weird.
As he heard the last statement, he withdrew his arm that was holding the Hopster. “..Hell no! Afterall, I left my teleporter back in …Linksano’s universe! …MAYBE I can find a weak enough universe to conquer…that already hasn’t been! Heehahee.”
Wayne sighs dramatically, grabs him gun and fires it at Insano. Insano falls backwards and hits the floor unconscious. When Insano comes to Wayne is standing over him holding the Hopster and pointing the gun at him.
I suggest you start using your manners or I may be forced to shoot you again, the grin on his face makes it very clear that he would enjoy shooting Insano again.
This Hopster was designed to work for only Insano – the other Insano that is – and it’s the only one he has. If you’ve stolen his then it means he doesn’t have one. The only reason it worked for you at all his because you’re a parallel version of him… and me. I can spend you anywhere you want but I’m giving this back to its owner.
Insano hmphed, crossing his arms, trying to stretch out his arms afterwards to no avail. ”..Ah, fuck.” He uttered, glaring over to Wayne. ”..Well, at least you have a top-notch security system….” He muttered, slight jealousy creeping into his voice. His Lab’s was nowhere this specific, more generic than anything.
”..WHAT!? You’re not sickened by his lack of madness?! It’s partically an undeniable characteristic of ALL Insanos. And you’re not commenting on it?” He shook his head, accidentally moving his arm and got zapped a little, making him yelp.
”..By the way, this force field gives me plenty of ideas.” He grinned a little.
That’s one of the pluses of living in one place instead of having a lab on the move.
Wayne rolls his eyes, I am too mad, you basterdly gullion! I could just let the force field crush you, you know.
Computer, he calls.
Yes sir. Can I crush him now? Wayne hears Insano’s give a small gasp of fear and giggles.
I want you to… let him go.
Yes sir, the computer says sulkily as the force field around Insano switches off.
I’ve decided to be merciful, Wayne tells holding out his hand. Now give me back my Hoster.
Insano growled over to Wayne, er, his twin, or whichever anyone called him. ”..It’s NOT that abomination of a thing within thatmovie! well, as far as what people call ‘movies’ these days… eergh. ANYWAYS!” He crossed his arms, then smirked a little.
”Unlike that uselesspiece of shit, it can do something very, very useful.” As soon it hit the surface again, it left a huge crack in the force field—- unknowing to the president, it had kept making tiny cracks in the invisible force every time it had hit the surface. A huge grin spread across the mad scientist’s face, as it finally scattered.
Immediately, he shot a force field of his own; this one made a glowing, wavy like force surround the president. ”Don’t worry—- it’s only temporarily, I need to have some of my way, don’t I?” He shot a look over to his clone. ”..And— I’m not going to try anything, so DON’T be PARANOID.”
He let his fingers race across the keyboard, suddenly bringing up a link to Linksano’s Lab. As soon as the screen became less fuzzy and focused, he spoke up. ”..AH! What thefuckis wrong with your…. brother!?” He suddenly yelled out.
THAT depends who exactly you’re talking to. If you’re talking to ME, there is nothing WRONG with my brother - if you’re talking to HIM, I’m both INSANE and IRRITATED by your presence.
He pauses, waving to Wayne.
Also, hello brother! Long time no see, eh?
Wayne panics slightly when the new Insano shoots a force field at him. He still hates feeling trapped. However, when he sees his brother on the screen, he calms down.
Wayne grabs his personal Shield and presses a few buttons. The Shield extends to cover his body like a second skin. Then he presses another button casing the Shield to expand and shatter the force field around him.
Just as he’s about to turn to face the new Insano another force field traps Insano again. Wayne can’t help but notice that this force field is much smaller than the last one giving Insano almost no room to move. The voice of Wayne’s Computer says,
Sorry, sir. That technology is new to me. Next time I won’t let him get near you. Do you want me to crush him? The force field contracts slightly.
NO!Wayne says quickly and the force field stops getting smaller. Just… just leave him for now.
To the new Insano he says, Sorry about that. I did warn you something like this would happen if you attempted to harm me. Apparently, my Computer considered that to be threatening behaviour. I don’t think you’re making him like you very much.
He turns back to Linksano on his laptop screen, Hi Oscar! Yes it has been a while. How’s everything going back in your universe?
Insano hmm’ed about that, letting it murk in his mind for a little bit. “..Good point, but it would have probably caused problems, like it is now with me being here, and in that other particular one…” He trailed off, shaking his head. ”…Bad thing about you, is that youtalk WAY too SANE! I think we need a subject change….” He waved his hand, as if to dismiss the current conversation.
”ANYWAYS! Well, originally, it was supposed to ‘rip’ into the universe, or its resources, but currently all it does is this!”
He said excitedly throwing it onto the ground. The squishy like material lost its shape as it bounced all around inside the force field.
Normally we just talked. That was back before most of us had cracked inter-universal travel. Most of them were happy to advise or give us warnings about experiments we were attempting.
Wayne frowns slightly, Why does everyone keep calling me the same one? I’m still a mad scientist you know. I have robotic suits in case of war, I have giant axolotls and the Whitehouse is currently fuelled by a banana peal and a petunia. What do I have to do to prove I’m still mad? Your problem is that you seem to confuse madness with stupidity. I can hold an intelligent conversation but I’m still insane.
Wayne watches the ball bounce around before saying, In other words you’ve created flubber.
Insano hmm’ed, thinking back to some of his experiments. ”..Whether you’re in a bad or good mood really doesn’t count! And ….hm. That’s actually…. not too bad..” He muttered the last couple of words due to not wanting to praise the impressive amount of conquered universes. ”..And WHAT! Of course I didn’t! There was not really any use.. I still had to work on that squishy bouncy material… everytime I would want to look up on the newws, that project distracted me coompletely and utterly! Heehahe!” He pulled a little ball out of his pocket with a grin settled onto his face. ”..Wanna see?”
Well if you HAD kept up to date, like Oscar and I used to do, you could have talked to the other versions of yourself and found out what they were doing. That way, only one of us had to make a mistake and we would all learn from it.
What specifically were you trying to do?
Insano hmm’ed, putting his hand up to his chin and started to sway back and forth, thinking. ”..well, no shit, in that situation, it IS, especially if it’s done to the individual who is experiencing it. But uh, yes, rape is going too far DEFINITELY FOR ME, and torture.. is only halfway acceptable. Depends on the situation. And OF COURSE taking over any universe is well and dandy! Heehahea! And killing? Erm, once again, depends a little bit on the situation. …..My god! This is the most sanestconversation I’ve EVER had!”
He lifted his eyebrows up at that next part. ”..Ah, yes, Spoony..” He trailed off. ”..Lord Vyce?” He asked, changing the topic away from Spoony quite quickly.
I’ve killed people before. I never said killing was always wrong but killing an innocent person, who poses no threat to you, just because you’re in a bad mood isn’t a good thing.
Yes, an experiment of the Insano from that universe went wrong and I was stuck in Spoony’s body for a week. It was very inconvenient.
Lord Vyce was the interdimensional conqueror who conquered this universe and several others. He sees the confused look on Insano’s face. You know, ‘All that he sees he conqueror’? Insano still show no recognition. You really didn’t keep up to date with interdimensional news did you?
Insano was confused for a moment due to the computer suddenly being addressed but immediately started to bang on the force field when it had formed around him. It zapped at his hands though, so he retracted away from the wall, shaking his hands to the zapped feeling off them. ”..Ow!”
He sighed, placing the Hopster into a coat pocket now, glancing up to his twin, yet different twin. ”..Hmh. True evil? You’d have to define it.” He chuckled a little just then. ”Because us puny humans —aliens, whatever— can’t really fall into the black-and-white categories whatsoever! Trust me on that! They can’t fucking decide what side they truly want to be on!! People are fickle, but that’s what makes human I guess… I don’t know.” He paused, before darting his eyes around. ”..You have an expansive Lab!? You’ll have to show me! …then again.. I have a portable one.. Which is probably much better.”
He titled his head over at Wayne. ”..Spoonette? A..different form of Spoony? Okay,. that’s WEIRD.” He didn’t comment on the whole family name thing— About his twin brother, how that was different completely as well.
Oh do calm down. It won’t hurt you. The force field is just there so I don’t need to hold a gun to your head.
I agree. The world isn’t normally black and white hence why I’m not a hero. Most of the time there is just varying degrees of grey and we have to decide where we draw the line. However, some acts are intrinsically evil.
Tell me in what situation is it a ‘good’ act to forcefully take over a universe that isn’t your own, torture and kill anyone who shows any form of resistance and threaten to r-rape and t-torture someone’s niece in font of them to get information on a resistance that posies no real threat to you? Oh and when is it okay to kill someone who wasn’t going to fight you but refused to abandon her family to help you do those things?
A portable lab is never as good trust me. I had one for a few years while I was fighting Lord Vyce.
I once swapped bodies with someone called Spoony from the parallel universe my brother now lives in. THAT was a mess.